I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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