what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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