HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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