I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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