I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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