Pappa wants mamma naked
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
