she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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