I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Come share oat with me in your robe
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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