guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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