This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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