Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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