Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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