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please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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