it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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