K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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