STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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