i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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