Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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