she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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