Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
