Kiss
Puke
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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