You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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