i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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