Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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