just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Actions speak louder than pants.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i came on her dog
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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