mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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