I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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