I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
