Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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