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• (616): View more from Michigan

  dude you need to get laid

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  me?

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  no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months

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  oh I thought you were talkin about me

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  wait

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.

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• (607): View more from New York

  i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.

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• (510): View more from California

  I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it

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• (863): View more from Florida

  After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders

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