Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(323): View more from California

literally had 100 drinks last night.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(323): literally had 100 drinks last night. http://tfl.nu/jkb6

Replies (12) Good night (1241) Bad night (410) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(727): View more from Florida

a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(727): a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know http://tfl.nu/finx

Replies (35) Good night (4177) Bad night (717) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(313): View more from Michigan

So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(313): So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life? http://tfl.nu/8qm6

Replies (37) Good night (4846) Bad night (1123)
Favorite
(314): View more from Missouri

My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(314): My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF? http://tfl.nu/cban

Replies (21) Good night (1613) Bad night (5623) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(860): View more from Connecticut

Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(860): Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out? http://tfl.nu/i8pt

Replies (5) Good night (675) Bad night (3960) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(214): View more from Texas

Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(214): Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man http://tfl.nu/xuc0

Replies (16) Good night (4904) Bad night (526) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(609): View more from New Jersey

not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(609): not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies http://tfl.nu/jxw6

Replies (15) Good night (1194) Bad night (2750)
Favorite
(707): View more from California

someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(707): someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine. http://tfl.nu/envi

Replies (26) Good night (2089) Bad night (1318) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(469): View more from Texas

Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(469): Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take http://tfl.nu/rvcg

Replies (13) Good night (2530) Bad night (1335) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal. http://tfl.nu/c0z7

Replies (12) Good night (3995) Bad night (823) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(814): I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011. http://tfl.nu/1xss

Replies (4) Good night (1553) Bad night (1109) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(425): View more from Washington

I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(425): I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking. http://tfl.nu/k8z0

Replies (4) Good night (1896) Bad night (414) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(302): View more from Delaware

Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(302): Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back." http://tfl.nu/49s7

Replies (14) Good night (566) Bad night (2464)
Favorite
(865): View more from Tennessee

He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(865): He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror http://tfl.nu/h00k

Replies (4) Good night (191) Bad night (489) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(215): i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls http://tfl.nu/liuo

Replies (5) Good night (448) Bad night (103) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: