Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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