you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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