There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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