The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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