in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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