i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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