I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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