Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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