I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
