I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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