He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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I think a kid would responsible me up
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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