drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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