The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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