Dual....:-)
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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