Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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