he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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