he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
So. Much. Porn.
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