just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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