69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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