That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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