he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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