xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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