What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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