i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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