do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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